A couple of nights ago I dreamed of coding and also that one of my cats had white streaks in its fur. Last night was better for recalling.
I was at my old work where the canteen had been fitted out as a computer lab. I was trying to take an exam when a group of people set up shop to the left of me and started having a meeting. They were encroaching on my space and being disruptive.
I cracked the sad and moved to the front left of the room (now facing towards the back) and continued my exam. I then went out (for lunch?).
When I returned, I realised I’d left my phone on the desk and now it was gone.
I made some enquiries and apparently “Renee” knew what had happened to my phone.
I walked over to her and asked if she knew where my phone was. She waffled on with a big story about some kid at high school and how someone said I’d registered for the Tour de Cure and how (for weird dream logic), the phone must have been the kids. This is despite me being set as the wallpaper on the phone.
I stopped here and said I wanted to know the whereabouts of the phone. I did not want a story. She seemed affronted and continued with her story. Fucking idiot.
In the end, the kid missed out on lunch as his bus returned to the computer lab so he could get the phone. I was then furious and after returning to my desk ranted a little bit using colourful language. I then apologised for this. Shortly after, I logged onto find my phone and set the phone to make noise. I also tracked it down while thinking the kid was lying sack of shit when he accepted my phone as his.
I was at some sort of bazaar or shopping centre and decided to take a short cut. The passage got narrower and busier and it appeared that the hallway was being used as a bar. When I was almost out, some guy was yapping to a female as I asked him politely if he could move. He said no as he was having a conversation. I enquires as to how long he expected that to continue. He said who knows. I then called him a rude cunt.
By now, the hallway was a school science lab and the back aisles were clear. I followed one of them and saw the guy coming after me in a mirror. I judo’ed him when he was almost on me. This started a bar fight and Chuck Norris was used as a battering ram. They missed me with him, resulting in some saying I must not be the cause of the brawl as Chuck missed me.
Next I am outside of the building which looked a little like the one from the farm party / cat dream a few weeks ago.
I got onto my invisible hovering motorcycle and it was being sluggish, so the plan was to fly instead. I was now half way up a hill and having trouble taking off. One of my pursuers was already doing sky jumps towards me and soon after that I was in the air doing some sort of backwards air paddling.
Eventually I wound up in a assumed safety, having morphed? through some industrial (think Star Wards Coruscant) buildings. The pursuer appeared in the room the same way I did and when my defender (a rotund woman) went to push him away, her hands sunk into his midriff. This seemed to be due to him being able to morph? In the same way we both got into the closed? room.
I think the dream ended there.