A strange paranormal dream and then a boring one

Dream 1

Council of Witches is approving an attack on something I ran.. Discussion on how that have never been allowed. Consent given in the end. 3rd party view.

Necked seen. My Nannas old house (on the outside) they were little different. Modern on the inside. The attackers announce themselves. Someone commented that he must be working alone as the Counsil of Witches would never approve an attack.

Something about living surveillance things leaving red smudges on the walls when we deployed them.

We switch to mics on the fibreglass poles which were flung into the  gutter.

Something about deoying someone who would listen in on the attackers and whatever was heard would be sent directly to a screen and converted to text.

Me outside crawling. Throw one of the listening device is around the corner at the back of the house.

I hear “amateurish” and a big burly guy comes around the corner holding the listing device (we called them dogs by the way).

I grabbed him by the neck from the back. He pulled out a box cutter blade and demonstrates how (in various ways) he could cut me. I squeeze harder.

I wind up with his gun in my left hand and holding the blade between my thumb and index finger in my right.

He retreats along with the rest.

I go inside. Modern kitchen. Resembling the inside of an ex girlfriends family friends place in Perth (but not really). Something something. I say “at least we scored another gun”.

Dream 2

Talking to someone about how I never buy anything for price from Kathmandu.

See this jacket? $400 for the plebs. $139 for me as girlfriends friends daughter works there.

Also bought my tent at half price for $400.

Thought about my travel toiletry bag which I think I pay full price for.

In the real world I’ve recently looked at a  Kathmandu catalogue.

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Werewolf Trannies and Alien Plots

Dream 1

I was seated on the other side of the coffee table and naked person was playing with their tits across from me. Apparently I need this to turn into a werewolf. It turns out I needed to watch a shemale get off to transform. The werewolf was pretty bad. Looked like a bad attempt at trying to dress up like the devil. Pitiful little horns, some bad skin and red/brown skin colour.

Next the TS was to my left and they had a huge cock. I grabbed it. Despite being hard, it was warm and soft. I wanted it in me.

It was instantly on its back on the floor pulling my cock and begging me to come all over her/it/him. Something something?

Third person view. Hair salon? Office? The TS is looking in the mirror. Makes a comment about two weeks off and surgery. Collegue gives them a closer look. Adam Apple scar? Not sure. They definitely did not know about the TS’s Tsedness.

I walk into whatever workplace it is and start snogging the TS. I think she had her cock out of and was tugging it. Not sure. I do know I did not care what anyone thought.

Dream 2

This one seem to start halfway through. A bunch of men were trying to overthow the planet. Something something.

In a cave. All the men look similar. One says to the other something like “I have to see your ugly face again”. It is an in joke. They are all wearing masks. They are apparently aliens with purply red skin and if you took off the human mask.

They all start celebrating. A grey-haired observer, obviously out of place, but on noticed (me? Someone else? David Attenborough? Phil Liggett?) Is in the centre of the crowd. Aparrently me (or them) has been investigating this collection of people.  At this point wondering what had gotten themselves/myself into and why nobody was worried in the slightest about my presence.

Time travel app on my phone / alien invasion

I was using an app on my phone to pluck people from different times. It was (gone blank).

I wanted to see an Egyptian so I use the app “timeline explorer” and I got a cat with sparse hair, bumpy skin and patterning like a serval. it had a modern registration tag on its right ankle.

When I tried to send it back, the history in the app did not show the regional travel information.

Fires fires and there is an alien invasion. Some idiot is put in charge. Flying (as in I need to dream style) is banned.

I (and somebody else) kidnap this guy and put them in A guitar case. They go berserk as they are afraid of the dark.

We ponder if it would be better to go back 10 months and kill him. Probably do no good as aliens find someone else to do “rule”.

Recurring dream with different endings

It was 3 AM. My girlfriend got up and went for a jog/walk. I was unhappy that she yes again went off to do something without saying goodbye.

I’ve packed up and left.

Take two

Same start. I got up and played computer games.

Take three it was close to 5 AM and I needed to get up for work.

I’m pretty sure it was daylight in the dream at 3 AM.

An ex gf wanted my babies (so it would seem)

An ex-girlfriend was sniffing around. I asked her if she was still engaged and she said no.

Apparently she wants babies and wanted mine. Even though I might donate sperm I’ll be at the maintenance for 18 years and I was against that on my shitty wage.

I was considering getting back together but it would be “too difficult” to leave current girlfriend.

I accessed the needs/wants list created around the time we broke up and refreshed my memory as to how she failed to meet the needs.

I think this dream took place in a supermarket.

Two short and undetailed recollections

Dream one

Something about employment firm coming to work (current place cleaned out) and then the head recruiter said she knew my father and he went to a prestigious school, as did I.

She rang him up (at home) years ago and he eloquently said he was not interested.

Dream 2

My current girlfriend had been talking to some relatives and she found out she had a son she did not know about.

I said that the not make sense. She would have remembered being pregnant and giving birth to a child.

More sparse recollections

Dream 1:
Something about an orgy.
Dream 2:
Time traveling.  The time machine was in my smart phone.  I decided to go into the future to get the next lot of winning lottery numbers.  Seemed I did not go far enough and then I was trying to keep my presence hidden from someone (maybe the time police).

Chuck Norris used as battering ram

A couple of nights ago I dreamed of coding and also that one of my cats had white streaks in its fur. Last night was better for recalling.

Dream 1:
I was at my old work where the canteen had been fitted out as a computer lab. I was trying to take an exam when a group of people set up shop to the left of me and started having a meeting. They were encroaching on my space and being disruptive.

I cracked the sad and moved to the front left of the room (now facing towards the back) and continued my exam. I then went out (for lunch?).

When I returned, I realised I’d left my phone on the desk and now it was gone.

I made some enquiries and apparently “Renee” knew what had happened to my phone.

I walked over to her and asked if she knew where my phone was. She waffled on with a big story about some kid at high school and how someone said I’d registered for the Tour de Cure and how (for weird dream logic), the phone must have been the kids. This is despite me being set as the wallpaper on the phone.

I stopped here and said I wanted to know the whereabouts of the phone. I did not want a story. She seemed affronted and continued with her story. Fucking idiot.

In the end, the kid missed out on lunch as his bus returned to the computer lab so he could get the phone. I was then furious and after returning to my desk ranted a little bit using colourful language. I then apologised for this. Shortly after, I logged onto find my phone and set the phone to make noise. I also tracked it down while thinking the kid was lying sack of shit when he accepted my phone as his.

Dream 2:
I was at some sort of bazaar or shopping centre and decided to take a short cut. The passage got narrower and busier and it appeared that the hallway was being used as a bar. When I was almost out, some guy was yapping to a female as I asked him politely if he could move. He said no as he was having a conversation. I enquires as to how long he expected that to continue. He said who knows. I then called him a rude cunt.

By now, the hallway was a school science lab and the back aisles were clear. I followed one of them and saw the guy coming after me in a mirror. I judo’ed him when he was almost on me. This started a bar fight and Chuck Norris was used as a battering ram. They missed me with him, resulting in some saying I must not be the cause of the brawl as Chuck missed me.

Next I am outside of the building which looked a little like the one from the farm party / cat dream a few weeks ago.

I got onto my invisible hovering motorcycle and it was being sluggish, so the plan was to fly instead. I was now half way up a hill and having trouble taking off. One of my pursuers was already doing sky jumps towards me and soon after that I was in the air doing some sort of backwards air paddling.

Eventually I wound up in a assumed safety, having morphed? through some industrial (think Star Wards Coruscant) buildings. The pursuer appeared in the room the same way I did and when my defender (a rotund woman) went to push him away, her hands sunk into his midriff. This seemed to be due to him being able to morph? In the same way we both got into the closed? room.

I think the dream ended there.