25/02/2011 Porche vs Bentleigh and older women

I was walking to an older woman’s car with her (I think we were going to boff), and I was commenting on how the Bentleigh we were heading towards was quite nice.  She wound up getting in a silver Porsche behind it, and I was trying to cover myself by saying that Porches were ok, as they were sports cars.  This came out lame and I did not say that I had a coupe also.


23/02/2011 England stay overs and broken levees

I was in England and Liz Ryan has given me the key to a friend of her’s place.  I kept letting myself in and on about the third or fourth time I heard someone hiding in another room.  Upon calling out, they revealed themselves and after a short explanation, which was taken at face value, it was accepted that I’d been allowed to come and go.

Following this, a levee on a river broke.  This was about as high as an elevated train line (so 4-5m) and I had to wade outside to tie my car down as it was trying to float away.  I used light weight plasticised rope to tie it to a tree on the nature strip after some struggle.  The car stayed watertight during all this.