I was with a bunch of friends and we were simultaneously down the Mornington Peninsula (Portsea) and up in the Murry region. We were having hits of tennis balls in the Murry. Swimming along hitting the balls to each other. There was a conversation going about how surfers should be made to pay for their time in the water, even if they parked their cars outside of the national park and hiked to their favourite surf spots.
I got fed up trying to hit the tennis balls, so swam to shore where there was a golf course. Everyone followed. We then began to play golf. The green keeper was very put out at this saying we could not do both. I had a receipt saying we had paid to do both and the greens keeper could stop her whinging.