I was on a battle field at the top of a ridge. Some Israeli soldier decided to step on my shin and then he got all uppity when I made an issue of it. The next thing I knew I was on a bus and has just sat down on my seat.
The seat was supposedly too hard as I had hurt the hip region of a jail bait behind me who was trying her hardest to get me to feel the injury. The bus then went a crazy speed after offloading most of it. Crapped my dacks.