OK, I knew I should have written this one down when I woke at 5am.
A older work colleague had invited me out on an unspoken date on a Saturday night. Lots of telepathic overtones. It appears she was a dominatrix and wanted to play with me.
The next thing I knew I was in a church and it was filling up rapidly. I was getting lots of disapproving looks. I wound up on the podium giving my own sermon saying that the whole point of being religious was to be hypocritical, using various passages from the bible to emphasize my points.