I was in a classroom back at secondary school and the teacher was asking us to come up with euphemisms for defecating. These were very lame. An example was “eurgh, eurgh, eurgh, splash”.
I have a recurring cycling dream – The cycling occurs near a familiar freeway that had very steep cycle trails and roads along its path. At one point there is a steep dirt track, and when the trail veers from the freeway, a mountain rises that has very steep rides and sharp corners. Whenever I dream this I get the impression I am on a Great Victorian Bike Ride.