04/12/2000

I was riding my bike/driving along a secluded path towards a jail where I was supposed to be incarcerated. Someone was talking to me via a head set or telepathically and advising me to turn around, less I wind up in jail again. I did so and my bike computer wound up being a radar detector. It started beeping and displaying some warning signal I cannot recall. The final signal was “you’re fucked”, but the police never went after me.