What’s the go daddyo?

Here I will be posting all of my recorded dreams. The ones from the past. The ones I have in the future.

Note that what goes on in my head while I sleep tends to have little to nothing to do with my waking life.

My dream logs will be copied here exactly as recorded.  They may make sense. They may be disjointed.  They may be gobbledegook.

As far as I can determine, I first started recording my dreams in 1991- the same year I began keeping a diary.


Bored at a function so I decided to fly

I was at a work function set on a hill in a country with monkeys. I was doing the rounds and seemed to be chatting to some old friends I have not seen much of in 10 plus years. My current work’s boss showed up and did the rounds and people were treating him like a super star. I got bored and started flying and circling the function.

My control was better than recent recollections of flying. At one point I got close to a big tree and had a small money jump on my. It has sharp claws. There also seemed to be an initiation for a concert hanging from one of the branches. I did not collect it.

Later, I was talking to someone and recollecting this. I then went looking for the invite, but it was nowhere to be found.

I was not concerned that people could see me flying.

Dina Meyer followed by wet mountainous roads (2 dreams)

Dream 1

Dina Meyer was at “Gibbs’s” from the NCIS tv show’s house. We were having a fun flirty time.  She had to leave. I began sucking her right nipple and shortly she was asking me to bonk her. I did so. A tad strange she was herself and not the character from the show.  I am not sure what Gibbs was doing, if I was Gibbs or if I was cycling bodies.

Dream 2

I was driving along what appeared to be roads near Mt Baw Baw or out the back of Falls Creek. It was wet and the road would periodically be covered in deep water. One section of Road I passed became like a water pipe had burst with water welling up in a thick fountain. A section of road in front of me looked unpassable so I got out if my car and had a close look. I decided to go back to my car and wait. At this stage, another car magically appeared parked on the road in front of mine. I took a while getting back into my car as I was climbing over the roof and bonnet as I did not want to get my feet wet. The car was my old one.

Apparently I was Jesus

I was on a hike through what appeared to be grassland where the grass was 2-3m tall.  I got the feeling I was in Florida.

At one point I was climbing over a chain link fence and one of my companions (who was Jesus where the J was pronounced with an H) questioned my actions.  I replied I could do whatever I wanted as I was Jesus.  He (or someone else uttered “oh god” and I replied that I was God too.

We then got into a discussion regarding demi gods and other related topics. I think there were three of us.  I’m not sure the third person in the conversation was visible (father son and holy ghost perhaps?)

A Dune Theme

I was an Attreides (probably the duke, but not Leto) arranging a political marriage between my family and the Harkonnens.  I was chatting to the mother of the Vladimir and she said she had no idea there was an ongoing feud between our families.  Boys will be boys.

Strange Place for a MTB Race

Underground MTB work champ course. Looked like cave of the killer rabbit from Monty Python’s Holy Grail. Ground was soft and loamy outside entrance. Lots of people wearing authentications on lanyards to avoid when trying to get to cavern.

Outside jumped in queue. Signup? No rider welcome page. Taking names and car rego only.

Rego was outside to left maybe 500m from cave.

Murdering a second cousin

I’d poisoned and then disposed of a female who as the dream continued, turned out to be a second cousin and as the dream continued, appeared to have been poisoned by her father.

Surveillance tapes hinted at me, though the tapes were lost.  Something bout a skull on a boot.

I think at one point of the dream there was thoughts that this was a repeating dream (though nothing to do with the killing, relatives or any other major event – maybe just the location which was around where my cousin’s parent lived.

Theatre and lost snogs

Seemed to start in a theatre where a performance was being given.  Sad main performer.  In the final scene him (or a dummy) fell onto the guests of honour (though not in a injurious way).

My gf has departed in the last act and some other female had replaced her.  The replacement wanted/suggested we take leave and snog.  We conducted a circuit of the facility which now appeared to be a leisure resort.

We kept passing a pool and at one point, the surroundings resembled the front of a mansion from a previous (sort of recent) dream.

No snogging was to be had.  Maybe a feeling of elicit longing.

Unsporting Predators

Something about Predators in a more Klingon type environment.  They appeared to have abducted me (though I was female and viewing this all from third person).

I was in a rusted metal rack, being forced backwards by chains so they could chop off my head.  Not very sporting I was thinking.

A black a white cat just out of kitten hood was wandering past to the left (of my view which was from in front of the rack).  The cat appeared to be a pet.

When my head was chopped off I then appeared as an energy being and smote them all.

Next up I’m talking to a “female” Predator asking if they had sexes.  Apparently they did not. After asking how they reproduced, I was informed a bit of their hair would fall off and then grow to a new being.  I wanted to ask how many orifices they had.

This conversation took place in a supermarket while in the medical section while browsing for condoms (or sports gel?) with cyclists on the packaging.